Just call me Watson.

"How high could you flood the earth before it doesn’t"

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:22:55 +0100

“How high could you flood the earth before it doesn’t”

- GAVIN FREE EVERYBODY. THIS IS THE ASSHOLE THAT I’M IN LOVE WITH. GOOD LORD. (via lady-fett)

yokai90: AHHHHHHH

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:22:35 +0100

yokai90:

AHHHHHHH

warmbreathandascream: i-choose-fit: blacksheepc0meh0me: poison...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:44:40 +0100

warmbreathandascream:

i-choose-fit:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.

holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

All the awards. What a badass.

Fuck yes.

Friend: What if 'female' cows just have numerous penis' just they mutated forward enabling them to grow two assholes and one turned into a vagina causing a female cow to become a hemaphrodite which means it can reproduce with itself but because the penises are too far away they have to rely on the the type of cow which has evolutionised (not even a word idec) the least (aka the bull) to reproduce. However, they force their young to drink milk which is actually semen which has been sweetened due to evolution taking its toll on whatever because the cows want other cows to go through the same messed up change and the only way they can due it is through the gallons of white liquid they produce. And we drink it, so what if we get the mutations and gain numerous bits of genitalia around the body in really awkward places. THINK ABOUT IT.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:00 +0100

Friend: What if 'female' cows just have numerous penis' just they mutated forward enabling them to grow two assholes and one turned into a vagina causing a female cow to become a hemaphrodite which means it can reproduce with itself but because the penises are too far away they have to rely on the the type of cow which has evolutionised (not even a word idec) the least (aka the bull) to reproduce. However, they force their young to drink milk which is actually semen which has been sweetened due to evolution taking its toll on whatever because the cows want other cows to go through the same messed up change and the only way they can due it is through the gallons of white liquid they produce. And we drink it, so what if we get the mutations and gain numerous bits of genitalia around the body in really awkward places. THINK ABOUT IT.
Me:...
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Me: Bedtime.

cumberbuddy: Brilliant gif set. 2nd to last gif lip lick....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:18:09 +0100

cumberbuddy:

Brilliant gif set. 2nd to last gif lip lick. Perfect. All of it!

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:17:09 +0100

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.

nishlo: something is right here JASMIN THEY’RE DOING IT...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:15:58 +0100

nishlo:

something is right here

JASMIN THEY’RE DOING IT WRONG

funfreacksnc: where do you buy rory williams i want a rory...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:08:27 +0100

funfreacksnc:

where do you buy rory williams

i want a rory williams

evalilith: atleastimnotbrentspiner: aldora89: Bones, are you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:07:41 +0100

evalilith:

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

aldora89:

Bones, are you even CAPABLE of sitting in a chair like a normal person?

i mean

no

Friendly reminder that Karl Urban did such a good job with Bones’ mannerisms as they were portrayed by DeForest Kelley that it made Leonard Nimoy cry.

touchmypotato: I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:56:52 +0100

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

keelah-kawaii: [SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:56:19 +0100

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

airstreamrally: #I love the way he taps kirk’s shoulder #light...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:52:29 +0100

airstreamrally:

#I love the way he taps kirk’s shoulder #light but insistent patters #PATTERPATTERPATTERPATTER #KEPTIN KIRK KEPTIN KIRK PATTER PATTER #god you’re just #the cutest

mach712: John Green: Most predictably fantastic father ever.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:51:18 +0100

mach712:

John Green: Most predictably fantastic father ever.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:49:52 +0100

killself: how do your parents find your blogs like my mother doesnt even know how to pronounce...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:32:20 +0100

killself:

how do your parents find your blogs like my mother doesnt even know how to pronounce computer

glamourousqueen: tsarcasm: niickandopoliis: what do people even SAY during sex???? pitbull...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:32:01 +0100

glamourousqueen:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

what do people even SAY during sex????

pitbull lyrics

yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY

jetgreguar: disneytrivia: In the scene in The Incredibles...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:31:07 +0100

jetgreguar:

disneytrivia:

In the scene in The Incredibles where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.

“VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.

She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.

“Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.

“Track east” is her direction of travel.

“Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.

“Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.

“Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.

god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this

its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:29:06 +0100

dan-is-not-on-phire: fckyeahphan: i’m crying one day I will...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:28:53 +0100

dan-is-not-on-phire:

fckyeahphan:

i’m crying

one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day

do-you-have-a-flag: knusprig-titten-hitler: One of these...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:28:14 +0100

do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house